Learning- or better still, thinking up- names for fart types is a traditional early-adolescent ritual.
Occasionally, this oral tradition has achieved the level of Xerox publication, but never before has a systematic analysis, along the lines of Jane's Fighting ships or A Field Guide to the Birds, been attempted in print. Tentatively, then, we present the following.
People who blame other people when he farts
People who hold the fart very long
People who know when to fart
People who want to fart but can not
People who fart reply, anyone else do not know
People who suddenly hold their farts
People who farts in public and tell others that he is farts
A person who after farts, he waved his fart to the others
People who fart but has no sound, and ashamed himself
People who hides his fart with laughter
A person who after farts, he breath as much as he can to replace the fart
People who fart a little bit
People who liked to smell other peoples fart
People who like to fart in the water
People who admit if he farts
People who need energy if they want to fart
We are farting with you, for you, and on your behalf!